- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A midget walked under a bar.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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