What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Women's rights.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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