Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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