Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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what do you call a black guy african american

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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