A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

I love alchohol!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Womans baksetball...

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What? Huh?

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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