- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

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