A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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