- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

XD Jackass.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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