- Anti Joke

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Katy Perry

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.