whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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