Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock come in

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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