- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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