- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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