- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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