- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

The queen having a shit

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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