- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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