- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

get in the car.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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