- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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