- Anti Joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.