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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Honk if you're Amish!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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