- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

YEAH THEY DO!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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