- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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