- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The holocaust

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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