- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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