The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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