- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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