Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

25.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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