- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A midget walked under a bar.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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