A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

WNBA

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Lil Wayne

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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