What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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poop.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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