- Anti Joke

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

DON"T READ THIS!

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Caramel Boing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me