- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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