- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

The queen having a shit

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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