- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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