The FCC

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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