- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner