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Women's rights.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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