- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

women's rights

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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