- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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