- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Velcro. What a rip off.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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