a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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