- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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