- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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