- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A fish swims up your penis...

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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