i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Feminism

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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