- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

i named my son Frodo because he was little

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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