- Anti Joke

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun