What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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field day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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