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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an erection My mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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