- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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