- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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