- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

A blind man walks into a library.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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