- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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