Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock. Get out!!

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A Mormon walks into a bar

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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