- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Chicken

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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