- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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