- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

I have read the terms and conditions

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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