- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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