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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

i have yougurt mit traktor

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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