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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A jew enters a mall.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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