Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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