An Italian leaves the mofia

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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poop

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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