- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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