- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Oh, right

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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