What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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