- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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