- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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