Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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