- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

The truth is he loves her!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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