- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Gingers.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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