- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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