- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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