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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A jew enters a mall.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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