- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Sam Hengal.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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