What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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