Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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andrew wagner

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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women's rights

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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