What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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