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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Okay, after this one then...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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