And you honored it I see :P

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Anti Joke

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