- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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