A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Terraria

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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