- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Velcro. What a rip off.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

poop.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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