Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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