- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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