- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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