- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A fish swims up your penis...

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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