What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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