So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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9/11

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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hi im paul!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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